Let’s just say I used to be in my thirties. I’m living the good life out in California, most recently outside Monterey Bay, with my beautiful wife and daughter. I love film, music, literature and, especially, all things related to food and drink. I’m not particularly fond of dogs, especially little ones, unless they’re related to food and drink. Other than that, you’d think that I would have nothing to complain about. You could think that, but you’d be wrong.